Some words are simply mispronounced (there’s no sense in criticizing regional accents, or this list would be MUCH longer).
- And then - “ah nehn” or “an den”
- Ask - “ax”
- Asterisk - “asterick” or “astericks”
- Can - “ken”
- Cold - “code”
- Consultant/Mountain/etc. - “consul-uhnt”/”mau-uhn”
- Didn’t - “dihnunt” (also “coohnunt”, “woohnunt”, etc.)
- Duct - “duck”
- Escape - “excape”
- Especially - “exspecially”
- Exactly/Exactness - “eggzackly”/”eggzackness”
- Foreign - “fahrun”
- Forward - “fohwerd”
- Frustrated - “fustrated”
- Furniture - “fuhniture”
- Further - “fuhther”
- Jewelry - “jewlahree” (Thanks H. in ID)
- Integrated - “innuhgrated”
- Just - “dis”
- Literature - “litature”
- Manufacturing - “manahfacturing”
- Milk - “melk” or “malk”
- Nuclear - “newcuelar”
- Painstaking/Painstakingly - “painstaken/painstakenly”
- Particular/Particularly - “pahticular/pahticularly”
- Perfect - “perfeck”
- Photography - “phortography”
- Pledge - “play-edge”
- Probably - “problee” (Thanks T. in WA)
- Product - “produck”
- Realtor/Realty - “reeluhtor/reeluhtee” (Thanks H. in ID)
- Repentance - “repehnunce”
- Respiratory - “respahtory”
- Sentence - “senuhnce”
- That’s - “thas”
- Worry - “warry”
Some words are illegitimate combinations of legitimate components:
- Irrespective/Regardless - “irregardless”
Some words are mistakenly swapped:
- Anecdote/Anecdotal - “antidote” (e.g., “I have a couple of antidotes that illustrate my point.”)
- Asked - “ask” - lazily the ending is skipped (e.g., “But that wasn’t the question that he ask.”)
- Orient - “orientate” - both can mean “to point to the east” but “orient” (as well as “orientation” and “oriented”), per www.m-w.com can be more broadly used to mean “to set right by adjusting to facts or principles” or “to acquaint with the existing situation or environment”
- Scratch - “itch” (e.g., “Can you itch it for me?”)
- Than - “then”
- There are - “there’s” (e.g., “There’s tons of people . . .”)
Some nouns (especially in the world of IT) are strangely becoming verbs:
- Architect - (e.g., “The goal is to ‘architect’ a solution that addresses . . .”)
- (Re)purpose - (e.g., “Can the old server be ‘repurposed’ as a desktop?”)
- Sunset - what happens when something reaches a point of retirement or end-of-life (e.g., “This version of the software will be ’sunsetted’ in three months.”)
Conversely, some verbs are being used in place of longer nouns:
- Installation - “install” (e.g., “The install was successful.”)
- Invitation - “invite” (e.g., “She never sent me the invite.”)
- Spending - “spend” (e.d., “What was your expected spend for marketing in Q2?”)
Some phrases are improperly used:
- “Begs the question” - mistakenly used instead of “raises the question” (”beg the question” actually describes a circular argument, i.e., one that essentially uses conclusion to prove itself)
- “Different from” - “different than” (or worse, “different then”)
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